4.0 of 5 stars.
funny as hell, and as al gore inventing the internet, and gw bushshit snorting coke in Houston
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5.0 of 5 stars.
How do I get a job with these folks. I've been trying to get in touch with them forever.....
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Brian Griffin: I can't believe they're brainwashing kids like Chris to serve in the military. Stewie Griffin: Ah, yes. The bottom 10 percent of our high school class is off to fight another battle.…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Sometimes, I just can't handle the truth.
yelp.com - user review - 06/20/2008
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5.0 of 5 stars.
I pick this up when I need a break from the real news. Oh. It is real!! But deadly funny too.
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4.0 of 5 stars.
My favorite Onion article was when the iphone came out. We all got a chuckle on that one.
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4.0 of 5 stars.
Woot! The first time I read The Onion, I thought every article was real. Until of course I found out it was just all cleaverly written. But yes LOL and Kudos to you all!
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4.0 of 5 stars.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
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4.0 of 5 stars.
I was a last hold out, choosing to never even visit their website. I had always thought that readers/fans of The Onion were pretentious. I apologize and hope you forgive me. I was wrong.
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5.0 of 5 stars.
This publication literally makes me LOL and grin like a fool whenever I have a read of their paper. They have the most hilarious sh*t in there that it's ridiculous that they're able to put out such…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Hilarious. Check out the videos they put out on line: www.theonion.com/content/video
yelp.com - user review - 03/29/2008
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Solid humor. Anyone who doesn't enjoy it on a weekly basis need therapy.
yelp.com - user review - 03/18/2008
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5.0 of 5 stars.
yes please.
yelp.com - user review - 03/05/2008
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Best.printed.stuff.ever. That's all you need to know.
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5.0 of 5 stars.
How do you keep coming up with such crazy stuff? I f-ing love you. You sickos who write the horoscopes....keep up the good work.
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Turns out the Onion isn't real news and information. They led me to near bankruptcy and total humiliation, when I invested in Balco back in 2004. I can't believe they'd have such wide publication for…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
I personally like the ads. Crack team of sales folks they have over there.
yelp.com - user review - 02/01/2008
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Dear Sparkles: You are the only one who does not like The Onion. But we love you anyway, with all of your faults.
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1.0 of 5 stars.
am i the only one who doesn't like the onion. please no hate mail but i just don't get the point. i don't think it's funny.
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Always guaranteed to make me laugh if not most of the time bust up completely. This is what LIFE is all about. You take shit too seriously, that's it. The stress and nerves kill you. When I die, I…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
The News as the media chooses to feed us: "Boxer, Feinstein have yet to reveal where they stand on farm bill"
yelp.com - user review - 11/01/2007
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5.0 of 5 stars.
So funny. I love it.
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5.0 of 5 stars.
A nice way to start the day. Unfortunately, sometimes the boss doesn't appreciate my knowledge on the daily news from the onion. Oh well, it comes in handy when I have debates with my serious friends.
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Whenever I need a pick-me-up, a simple Onion headline can easily place a grin on my face. Literally too many good ones to list, and they just keep coming each week, and all the time online.
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5.0 of 5 stars.
I have been reading the Onion since 1994 in Boulder, CO. It has been an amazing part of my adulthood.. for almost 15 years! I also have about 200 back copies from Boulder circa 1994-2000... mostly…
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4.0 of 5 stars.
Always funny always silly....and always perfect for reading on the 38 bus on your way home from work
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5.0 of 5 stars.
"Butterfly F*ck Swing Filled With Junk Mail"... You got to love The Onion as much as I do.
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Pretty much the greatest thing I ever discovered on the Internet. Before they came to SF, we loved it so much that my apartment subscribed to the print edition. Now that it's available for free,…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
ahhh you get me through many a'boring day at work with your colorfull stories and insite. I mean can one really get enough of your wittyness? Keep em coming and ill keep reading...
yelp.com - user review - 07/19/2007
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Love it! How psyched was I when I moved to SF and found out the Onion wasn't just online! I think that the print version is even better. Only problem with the Onion is that it only comes out once a…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
I have to say, they have the best personal ads. Anything having to do with dating is funion. Update: I've actually gone out on 2 dates with a guy I met on the onion personals... seems promising.
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5.0 of 5 stars.
'Area Woman's Entire Day Ruined By Bangs.' http://www.theonion.com/content/news/area_womans_entire_day_ruined_by
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4.0 of 5 stars.
Probably more of the better news I have read lately. It amuses me how many ways they can come up with a decent bush joke.
yelp.com - user review - 06/14/2007
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5.0 of 5 stars.
This shit is funny. Laugh out loud funny.
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1.0 of 5 stars.
Used to really dig the Onion... And I still keep "Our Dumb Century" next to the crapper... but like everything else that lives in San Francisco, it's completely lost touch with the rest of the…
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4.0 of 5 stars.
Duh - it's the Onion. Why am I even reviewing this? You know it. You love it. You read it and spew milk (or beer, or some other, more disgusting liquid) out your nose when you hit a great headline.…
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2.0 of 5 stars.
Cool concept when it started up way back when, but the gimmick isn't enough to sustain a weekly paper. Kinda somewhere between Adbusters and Mad Magazine.
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5.0 of 5 stars.
"If Hamster Only Knew What Happened to Last Hamster" oh, i love you, onion.
yelp.com - user review - 04/04/2007
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Dear Onion, My week was going poorly, stress and the like. But what do we have here? Anna Nicole Smith finally reaches goal weight? Oh my, the ferocity! I will admit, it's rather wrong of you but on…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
The Onion has a special place in my heart... its unique brand of humor and political satire was responsible for encouraging me to keep abreast of national politics. I was lucky enough to grow up in…
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4.0 of 5 stars.
Whenever i need a pick me up on the walk home I check all the newspaper things for the Onion. The headlines just make me smile. Basically with the onion you cant go wrong. well... if you are one of…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Frank Chu Reaches out of court settlement with one of the twelve galaxies! Big fan of the Onion.
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4.0 of 5 stars.
Minus one star for not being edible. I love you. Why won't you return my calls?
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4.0 of 5 stars.
I have this theory that the Onion alternates staffs each week because one week it'll be really funny and then the next it won't be. But still, it's free and I love me some Jim Anchower.
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5.0 of 5 stars.
the onion is my only source of news
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4.0 of 5 stars.
The Onion just rocks. No question about it. They manage to make even the most mundane of topics relevant and interesting with the incisive writing. And if you haven't been to one of The Onion's…
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4.0 of 5 stars.
A few year ago, I would've given the Onion five plus plus stars. That post-9/11 "HOLY FUCKING SHIT" issue was a totally amazing piece of comedy that illuminated a lot of serious social and political…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
The Onion, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways: 1. Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over'--1/17/01
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Advice columns written by bees (as in the insects) and articles about George W. Bush urging the Iraqi government to ban gay marriage. Full page American Apparel ads of cute girls imitating porn star…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Area Man Writes Review of The Onion on the Internet Beau G., a San Francisco resident, recently embarked on plan to write a review of The Onion on Yelp, a popular local website. "I'm really excited…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Most excellent of a publication. Someone tried to convince me once that it was fake, what a nut job.
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5.0 of 5 stars.
I love the Onion! It's hard to find a copy in downtown Berkeley though. Some people my age who either think they are more PC or classier don't even like the Onion--what's with that?? My favorite…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Area Man Enjoys Satirical Publication SAN FRANCISCO--Area computer science student Eric G. loves reading a satirical publication called The Onion while on the bus or waiting in line at cafes.
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5.0 of 5 stars.
The only paper worth reading. Seriously.
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Hahahaha! Today the headline reads: "Barry Bonds Took Steroids, Reports Everyone Who Has Ever Watched Baseball"
yelp.com - user review - 12/16/2006
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Just say Yes.
yelp.com - user review - 12/15/2006
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5.0 of 5 stars.
If you don't like this publication, you're an idiot.
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Dear Onion, You are my inspiration; what keeps me going through the week. My companion of satire, my most reliable news source, my unwavering friend. Keep doing what you do.
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5.0 of 5 stars.
i love the onion. the most seriously laugh out loud funny thing i read. i have a zillion favorite articles but here's a recent one i love... http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54916
yelp.com - user review - 11/29/2006
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5.0 of 5 stars.
HAHAHAHA LOL. This made to look like a real thing paper contains some of the most genious ariticles...they can be knee-slapping, floor rolling, tear-jerking funny. They write the ariticles with such…
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4.0 of 5 stars.
coworker: have you seen my onion? me: what??
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Best article ever - a must read for any waiter, busser, or bartender, past or present - or anyone in the service industry, for that matter. Article:
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Clinton Goes Back In Time, Teams Up With Golden-Age Clinton ..I don't know if anything has ever made me laugh more. Maybe the campfire scene from Blazing Saddles. But this review isn't about the funny…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
A few choice titles: "Rich Thrill-Seeker Takes The Bus"
yelp.com - user review - 09/28/2006
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Hilarious excrement!
yelp.com - user review - 09/28/2006
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5.0 of 5 stars.
I'm all for free laughs because in this town even bums charge for jokes! The Onion is the paper for those of us who wouldn't even consider picking up those rag we know as the Bay Guardian and the East…
yelp.com - user review - 09/19/2006
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5.0 of 5 stars.
I always turn to the Onion to help me put things in perspective. And to tell me where all the cool things to do that week are. To have knowledge and therapy for free like that, on every street corner…
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3.0 of 5 stars.
The Onion...it should be mandatory to read this paper!! funny and witty.. what else do you need?
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5.0 of 5 stars.
With articles like 'Mariachi Band Has No Idea Your Mother Just Died' and Op-Ed pieces entitled 'Who's A Girl Gotta F#@k To Get Some Closure On Her Relationship With Her Father?' how can you go wrong?
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5.0 of 5 stars.
We always need a good laugh in this wacky world so we are glad to have the Onion around to crack us up. Hurray for the Onion!
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1.0 of 5 stars.
commie liberal pinko leftist drivel. I wouldn't use this pulp to pick up dog crap "if we all hold hands and wish and hope and pray hard enough, then everything will be all better !" bibbity bobbity boo…
yelp.com - user review - 07/14/2006
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Finding the Onion in boxes on city streets in San Francisco is part of what makes San Francisco, well, San Francisco. The best (free) reading material while you're waiting for that bus that never…
yelp.com - user review - 07/06/2006
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5.0 of 5 stars.
5 stars for America's Finest News Source for referring to Paris Hilton as a "perfect spoiled, no-talent socialite c*nt."
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5.0 of 5 stars.
It took my sister a day to realize that this gem of a periodical is fictional. She called me on the phone, in utter awe that they were "actually making jeans with broken in camel-toe." After I…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
BEST ARTICLE OF ALL TIME: Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
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5.0 of 5 stars.
my favorite info chart: "Places People are Popping the Question: On the way home from Planned Parenthood...." baahahahahahahaha How I love thee The Onion.
yelp.com - user review - 06/07/2006
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4.0 of 5 stars.
Laughs for a change: Laura moved into the Mayflower because Georgie Porgie, pudding and pain, kissed Condi and made L. cry, tho Condi travels the world, Georgie Porgie had to stray.oh my Air America…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Friends and I were at a bar the other night and one of us slaps down the latest issue of The Onion on the table. The main headline read: 'New Anti-Abortion Pill Kills Mother, Leaves Fetus Alive'.…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
My all-time favorite Onion piece--it's pretty much how I feel every day. "Somebody Should Do Something about All of the Problems"
yelp.com - user review - 05/25/2006
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5.0 of 5 stars.
the onion is how i found out about yelp, how can i not love it?
yelp.com - user review - 05/25/2006
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4.0 of 5 stars.
such a good little read on wednesdays. i love everything about the onion, and the fact that they don't take themselves too seriously. regardless of the satirical aritcles, they do have a good arts…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
the onion and the daily show are all you really need!
yelp.com - user review - 04/10/2006
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5.0 of 5 stars.
A glimmer of hope in a country fraught with hate mongering, scare tactics, the religious right, a corrupt government, and all around stupidity.
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5.0 of 5 stars.
A great laugh every single day. whenever I glance down and see one of their headlines
yelp.com - user review - 03/12/2006
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5.0 of 5 stars.
I love the Onion! Their genius lies in their ability to use the vocabulary of normal newspapers while having completely off beat topics. I find it hilarious!
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Wednesday is the best day of my week, just because i get a fresh pile of brilliant satire. If my local box is empty, i will march endless miles just to find one. From the feature articles to the…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
Last night a little dancer came dancin' to my door Last night a little angel came pumpin cross my floor
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5.0 of 5 stars.
i've been a religious onion reader since back in high school, so imagine my excitement when i found that the hardcopy version is circulated in sf...for FREE!!! i love this city... anyway, in…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
This is my favorite weekly! I used to read it online and then it came out in hard copy, perfect for reading with friends over a beer or two after work. This was my favorite article ever: "Fritolaysia…
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5.0 of 5 stars.
-Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit to Wife's Vagina.... -Are Your Cats Old Enough To Learn About Jesus?
yelp.com - user review - 03/09/2006
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5.0 of 5 stars.
The onion is a free newspaper you can find around the city. If you haven't read it, consider it a must! I was so glad when San Francisco finally got an edition of the onion. I grew up reading it in…
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